Tales From the Third Degree
Sunday, April 26, 2015

In the Unlikely Event it Rains...

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On a rainy Friday in the desert: Me: Guys, PLEASE don't stomple in the puddles...I know it's very tempting! Student, immediately a...
Monday, April 20, 2015

Men can be Fashionable Too

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Today while reading from a historical fiction book about the Titanic: Me: The boys who were thieves stole the men's purses, and that...
Wednesday, April 15, 2015

High-Stakes Testing Day Three:

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Student: Mrs. Butler?  Are you SURE this (test) doesn't go on our report card? Me: No, it definitely does not. Student: THANK YOU, SWE...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Day Two

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High-Stakes Testing Day 2:  They are now in the fetal position.   There were tears, disbelief,  and anger. But enough about me.  Wednesday, ...
Monday, April 13, 2015

Testing...testing

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Well there you have it, day one of high-stakes testing is in the bag. They asked me if they could nap when they were done...poor babies gave...
Thursday, April 2, 2015

Sinners, All

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Student #1: Do we have Friday off for Easter weekend? Me: No, I'm sorry, it's a school day. Student #2: Wait...Easter is on Friday...
Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Piece, Peace Out

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Me: (Writing on the board) What is the meaning of this word? P E A C E Students: That means, like, world peace. Or like, no war. Me: Absol...
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I'm a hard-working, 3rd grade-teaching, seldom-sleeping, caffeine-addicted, book-loving, scrapbook paper-collecting, mom of 2 really great people, and am married to 1 really great husband. I'm also a really big fan of the Willy Wonka candy collection.
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