Tales From the Third Degree
Tuesday, May 19, 2015

I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

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Student (doubling over, much drama): Oh! Mrs. Butler! I'm so CONSUMMATED! Me: Hmmm. Maybe you should... Student: I CAN'T POOP!! M...
Tuesday, May 5, 2015

We Appreciate You! Really!

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Today was our classroom volunteer's last day. The kids had made cards, which of course was hilarious.  Here are two of my favorites : ...
Monday, May 4, 2015

Weird.

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Took this picture this morning. Pretty much sums up the day.
Saturday, May 2, 2015

A to Z

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Now that tests are over and we're able to get back to the fun of learning, we've been doing some alphabet challenges. Today's ch...
Sunday, April 26, 2015

In the Unlikely Event it Rains...

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On a rainy Friday in the desert: Me: Guys, PLEASE don't stomple in the puddles...I know it's very tempting! Student, immediately a...
Monday, April 20, 2015

Men can be Fashionable Too

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Today while reading from a historical fiction book about the Titanic: Me: The boys who were thieves stole the men's purses, and that...
Wednesday, April 15, 2015

High-Stakes Testing Day Three:

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Student: Mrs. Butler?  Are you SURE this (test) doesn't go on our report card? Me: No, it definitely does not. Student: THANK YOU, SWE...
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I'm a hard-working, 3rd grade-teaching, seldom-sleeping, caffeine-addicted, book-loving, scrapbook paper-collecting, mom of 2 really great people, and am married to 1 really great husband. I'm also a really big fan of the Willy Wonka candy collection.
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