Tuesday, May 14, 2013
We are in countdown mode these days at school, and in a constant state of bitter-sweetness. We'll jump for joy that days of sleeping in and poolside fun are close enough to taste, and then sadly proclaim that "this is the last chapter book that we'll read together as a class". We'll get excited about an upcoming vacation, then experience apprehension at what next year will bring for all of us. Today was a landmark day for another reason, though. And it was all good! It was our VERY LAST STANDARDIZED ASSESSMENT! And if you think that isn't reason to cheer loudly, just ask any teacher, student, or administrator who's been involved in the testing process this year. They. Are. Not. Fun. So today we celebrated, even in the wake of the upcoming science benchmark. One of my students couldn't help voicing his concern, however.
Student (right before receiving his exam from me): "Mrs. Butler? I don't think I'm gonna do so well on this test."
Me: "Just take a deep breath, relax, and think about all the great stuff we learned this year. You'll do great!"
Student: "Well, I remember stuff about the body--like about the blood, and PLATES, and PLAZA, but I don't remember anything about the LEGS and TENTACLES. (Yes, he really said tentacles)."
I will spend at least a week (poolside) this summer revamping my human body unit. I will of course pay very close attention to detail concerning the tentacles.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Once in a while as a teacher or parent, you hear your well thought out, sage advice echoed back from a student or your own child. And it doesn't sound so well thought out. Or sage. Today was yet another day in a string of testing days. One of my students in particular has the most uncanny reaction to any kind of testing situation...he gets attacked by a horrible bout of stomach sickness, or as in today's case, a blinding headache. It's as if he's allergic. Anyway, as I am getting the class settled in for the fun, he approached, as I knew he would.
Student: Mrs. Butler? My head is KILLING me! I can't even THINK!
Me: I know what you mean. I have a headache today too! Remember what I always tell you I do when I have a headache?
Student (rolling eyes): Yes, you DRINK A LOT and put your head down on your desk.
Me: Ummm...yeah. Something like that.
H2O-boy. Stay hydrated, friends! And if you are a teacher, may your students always THIRST for knowledge! Somebody stop me!
Happy Teacher Appreciation Day!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
After recess today, we had the usual debriefing conversations as the kids walked back into the classroom. I'm pretty sure it was the sound of my last nerve twanging in my head while listening to a slew of tattles that caused me call them to gather together with me and have a real heart-to-heart about recess strife. I asked them if they thought it was good or bad to always get what you deserve. Lots of comments ensued, among them, one from a little boy who said that sometimes you got lucky and DIDN'T get what you deserved. I then talked about turning that good fortune into mercy for another. I was really feeling the mojo--we were in sync! At least right up until another student replied, "Well I sure didn't get what I deserved at recess. I got kicked in the balls. And I totally didn't DESERVE that."
And the magic ended. Poof. Carriage back into a pumpkin.