Today during math, 2 students were looking at a small food scale:
1st student (with frustration, to another student ): It's a SCALE. You put stuff on it to see how much it WEIGHS.
2nd student: But it's so small, you can't weigh anything with THIS!
1st student: Well, what do you think it's for, then?? It's a scale, and you WEIGH STUFF ON IT! It's SCIENCE, have you HEARD OF IT??!?
2nd student: (eyerolls...)
1st student: Here! Let me spell it for you! Have you ever heard of it? (writing on board) IT'S PHYSICS!!!
Well, at least he's passionate about something!?!