Student #1: Do we have Friday off for Easter weekend?
Me: No, I'm sorry, it's a school day.
Student #2: Wait...Easter is on Friday?
Student #1: (Little bit of eye-rolling, here) No, Friday is GOOD FRIDAY. You know, because Jesus ROSE from the DEAD when he SAVED you from ALL YOUR SINS?!?
Student #2: MY SINS? What about YOUR SINS?!? Jesus was probably too busy rising from the dead for all YOUR SINS!!
Student #1: Jesus would probably have to rise from the dead a MILLION TIMES for all YOUR SINS!!
Did hyperbole and Jesus REALLY just replace "Your Mama" jokes?!
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